The long awaited sequal to the boys day out at the cinema has now fianlly with bloggers help come to plan!
Upon arriving at the Knitting Coven, Denny secured himself a luncheon invitation from a beautiful lady in green.
"Denny Crane! Pleased to meet you beautiful lady! Would you mind passing some of that fish over here?"
Meanwhile the best THE Matt Hardy could secure was a gig modeling half finished socks much to his displeasure.
"Damn that Denny Crane! Vengence shall be mine! GRRR ARRGGGHH!!!"
Vengence took place when THE Matt Hardy challenged Captain Denny to one of my fave types of matches - a COFFIN match!! Which also included a popular theme from womens wrestling, a food stuff.
I present to you the Mintie Coffin Match of Doom!
In the very black, black, angry corner THE Matt Hardy. The challeneger!
In the very fetching Trekking outfit is the challengee, Captain Denny!
"Denny Crane! I will sign autographs after!"
Ding ding! First bell indicating the start of the round and Denny has come up with a cunning plan to outmanouvre the troll man and escape his angry clutches....
"Take that! Think you can outsmart Denny Crane? I'm a lawyer dammit!"
Ding ding! Bring out your dead! Ding ding! Bring out your dead!
The match concludes when the crafty Captain Denny slams the lid of the coffin closed on the angry troll man!
And your winner! And champion of the Mintie Coffin Death Match is......DENNY CRANE!!!!!!
Much applause from the onlookers, or at least much laughing.
"Denny Crane! Pleased to meet you beautiful lady! You know I seem to meet lots of beautiful ladies here today....what the?????"
"Grr Arrghh! You lollygagger! Think stuffing me in a coffin would stop me? Vengence shall be mine! AH HA HA HA AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!"
Oh dear I fear the angry troll man may have gone mad.
"Look here! I'll teach you to terrorise pretty ladies. And more imprtantly how dare you interrupt me while talking to pretty ladies! I'm going to trap you in this escape pod and jetson you into space and then well see if you can come back!"
"Grr Arrggh! I'll be back!! From the future and get you! And your little dog!"
Ohhh nooooo! Will Captain Denny be able to rid our world of the evil troll man? Or will the evil troll man return as promised???
Stay tuned! We will bring you more reports as they come to hand. Next tonight we have a report on a flying saucer which landed on the front lawn of.......